Pickles by Brian Crane for April 01, 2020

Are you sure,Earl isn’t the reason for your pain in the neck,Opal.

not very much a sympathetic sister Pearl is (even if she says she had the hots for Earl first)

You can get headaches from grinding your teeth. I wonder if neck-aches can happen that way too.

“… the love of my life.”

I thought Earl was a pain in a more southern place.

There a pain in my neck I had for four years…a he’s still in office.

She’s thinking about the pain in her own neck; not yours, Opal.

You don’t mean it, but let’s be honest, Opal….you were thinking it, weren’t you?

Poor Opal! Take two Tylenol and call me in the morning!

Yup. THats how my sister in law sees me.

We used to say “I have a ‘crick’ in my neck”!

Brian is back to using light purple for Opal’s shirt…

Earl is not a pin in the neck….. more like a pain in the axx

“Well, I didn’t, but now that you mention it…”

Pearl will never forgive Earl for dumping her for Opal.

I had a C3-C4 fusion, and one of my nurses was tall, blond, blue eyed, overtly friendly, and beautiful. Er, what was the question again?

No doubt Earl thinks about who the pain is.

I can’t believe none of you figured this out…after the donut episode yesterday, she kept twisting and turning trying to get the donut off her pants without bothering to take the pants off. Waaay too much neck twisting. And not Earl’s fault.