Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 09, 2020

It’s real simple fairytale – man, you don’t eat where you crap, or where the employees don’t wash their hands after they do.

No, e.coli was a Divine creation, and is entitled to complete its mission. /s

Considering we are all descended from sponges, who are we to talk?

Let’s pray to the God Man that created Corona…to protect us from Corona. Or was it created by…Lucifer?

Wait, are you the same guy who praises god for sparing you from the tornado He sent that killed the baby next door because you are more righteous?

“In the beginning, the universe was created. This has angered a lot of people and has been widely regarded as a bad move!”

Douglas Adams.

And Trumpy has a financial interest in it.

I wonder what God Man’s parents think of this. Oh well, I’m sure his grandfather approves.

OR, the eubacterium approached its nutrition source because it was floating in a liquid medium and the motion of the moon created a gentle tidal motion.The eubacterium was so grateful it spontaneously extruded the flagellum.

“Then, Man created God in his own image and likeness..”

Today’s strip is just cillia.

Maybe God-Man isn’t omnipotent? Philosophers since Plato have thought so.

Stuff just happens, GM! Don’t flagellate yourself.

This is a good one!