Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 26, 2020

After 24 years, I would expect at least around 40 of the kids to have left the house to start their own lives.

The last thing the planet needs now are more humans.

Running sardonic commentary by a backyard family of 146 squirrels, observing human antics through the home’s windows. Adding to the madcap weirdness, the twelve youngest squirrels and the twelve youngest humans communicate with one another telepathically and prank one another telekinetically. (Potential spin-off super hero series.) Voices by the ghost of Mel Blanc. Brought to you by the CW.

“Beats 101 Dalmatians!”

I want the pet platypus to have its own spinoff series.

144 kids? That’s one helluva lot of sets of identical twins to play the youngest ones.

I just rewatched the grocery store scene from the movie Yours, Mine, and Ours. The register tape was about 15 feet long and the total was $126.

A whole new meaning to gross domestic product.

Any kids get sold for medical experiments?