Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 26, 2020

After 1500 years you would think you could fly that thing and not fall off.

“Why can’t you be…” Because it wouldn’t be funny.

This has been a Special Set-up for careless flyer Broomie. Live and learn, poor little green pilot….

“Rhinos? Why did it have to be rhinos?”

It would be wonderful if we actually had that many Rhinos left in the world.

Would that that be the fate of the poachers. Fall on those “medicinal” horns, and cure the rhino population.

How long do you have to cook them to make rhino preserve? I’d think that would soften them up. But the sugar might make them sticky.

it may be a good thing; being that close they can not run to stampede; you could just ride one of them on their back; on the other hand pandas may have claws, and they can use those in closed space unlike rhinos, plus rhinos are vegetarian. If you survive the fall be glad it was rhinos

Serves you right when you leave your broom on auto pilot and fall asleep.

Broomie’s gonna learn real fast how to crowd-surf… ☺

That’s what she gets for not filing a flight plan.

A seat belt or a Velcro butt to broomstick spell would be an improvement.

They’re gonna be horning in on your business.

Not a problem; they’re peaceful creatures, just pet them and talk soothingly…

I think they have been waiting for her.

I’d like to introduce you to a soft wooly ram.