The court judge here in Aiken today dismissed case of the Pepsi-Cola® robber. The judge told the attorney there’s no way they can make a case out of 13 bottles!
For Sale on Craig’s list. “German Shepherd puppy to good home. Housebroken, obedience trained, all shots current. Affectionate, good-natured dog. Will eat anything. Very fond of children.”
dadthedawg about 4 years ago
Heat up the water…..it sounds yummy!
Leojim about 4 years ago
5 minutes of panhandling and you can eat for the week!
Otto Knowbetter about 4 years ago
A prison van crashed into a cement truck today. Police are on the lookout for 12 hardened criminals.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 4 years ago
The court judge here in Aiken today dismissed case of the Pepsi-Cola® robber. The judge told the attorney there’s no way they can make a case out of 13 bottles!
Andrew Sleeth about 4 years ago
There are only two things I’ve been unable to find in grocery stores lately, and that’s one of them. (The other is bleach.)
joegee about 4 years ago
The police arrested a 4’8" psychic for fraud but she escaped. They’re now searching for a small medium at large.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 4 years ago
The US Air-force accidentally dropped a bomb on ( - ), it did $50 damage,
to the bomb
Bookworm about 4 years ago
For Sale on Craig’s list. “German Shepherd puppy to good home. Housebroken, obedience trained, all shots current. Affectionate, good-natured dog. Will eat anything. Very fond of children.”
carlzr about 4 years ago
Everybody is a comedian.
GreggW Premium Member about 4 years ago
This would not go over well in Japan.
Homerville Premium Member about 4 years ago
My more afluient friends would not understand todays strip. I get it. Ramen forever.