Jeff Danziger for March 10, 2020

Another REAL american hero !

Ted Cruz is heartily disliked by almost all of his fellow Senators, including almost all of his fellow Republicans. There are two reasons for this. The first reason: his fellow Senators consider Ted Cruz to be a conniving, two-faced cringing little opportunist. The second reason: Ted Cruz is an azzhole.

I hope he stays up there for a long while.

I hope somebody grabs the ladder before his quarantine is over so that he can stay there and do less damage to the country than he has already done.

Isn’t it sad? Ted announced his self-quarantine and absolutely no one cared. Retire Cruz. Retire. Give America a break.

You know, his dad killed JFK with the Coronavirus.

What is in the water in Texas? Come on now Texas you can do better than this doofus!!

Where’s the no gurls allowed sign?

Give the guy his due: That is an appropriate behavior. Not that I think he’ll manage to do it right. And it may be some relief for him, not having to hang out with people who find him disgusting and cringe-worthy.

I thought cruz was staying in that massage joint that bob kraft likes so much. Wasn’t cruz seen going in there with a picnic basket?

The man in the high castle.

Chain saw time.

Ted Cruz IS the TEA PARTY!

Unfortunately, he’s not the only one. There’s a handful of weasels in Congress like him!!