Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 13, 2020

The fearless orange defender loves repeating his playbook over and over through his life. Never lacking enough syncopaths to enable him, and enough suckers to believe him. The results are normally tragic. In times of national emergency, they are catastrophic.

What’s the over/under on how many Trump Disciples can grasp a cartoon like this?

I wish I could chuckle, but that moldy orange makes me want to upchuck(le).

Believe it or NOT, the head of the Virus commission the incomparable VP Mike Pence said it was IRRESPONSIBLE OF PEOPLE TO DOWN PLAY CORONA VIRUS!! What a “maroon”!!

The first three steps were the same ones China took when it first appeared ( with Chinese state TV instead of Fox – same thing really). Look how well THAT worked out.

Kushner has now entered the arena. Kushner is going to read and study and cure us all as he takes a break from his peacemaking in the Middle East.

Absolutely accurate, sad to say…

Today he actually blamed Obama, and of course the CDC for good measure, which I guess means he’s indirectly blaming Azar.

In light of the other night’s disastrous Presidential Speech on Corvid-14 pandemic, I’d say that Mr. Boling is amazingly accurate.

Even the greedy NCAA, the NBA, MLB, et al. have more sense approach in dealing with the virus than the Orange Emperor & minions!

The best summary of Trump’s crisis management strategy I’ve ever seen.

See, he has a thorough, detailed strategy.

tRump was given a golden ticket and (not surprisingly) messed it up. This was the national/global crisis to rally the nation around, the emergency that would give him a shield from political attack (the way W used 9/11). Instead of giving the straight story, a solid plan, and inspiring words, we get…well…tRump. He screwed himself as much as the nation this time.

For the first time in his life, Donald John Trump is confronted with a situation that he cannot bully, bluff, buy or lie his way out of.

Lil’ Donny is sh*t out of luck!

Just in……Kushner has consulted (on Facebook?) with professionals (some guy he knows named Kloss) and has decided the Coronavirus is not a “health reality”. Tell that to the dead in China, Italy, Iran, and anyone else who’s lost someone to this. We are just overreacting, it’s no big deal!! This is so surreal!!

The worst virus is the amount of corporate and wealthy donor money that has entered the US political system, and that goes for Dems as well as Repubs.

Don’t forget to remind everyone that this is all Obama’s fault and that’s why we need to find Hillary’s emails.

[with insincere apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan]

I am the very model of a new and deadly vi-er-us

Plunging stocks and losses mounting? No need to call the IRS

Just do what Pontius always did, and wash your hands quite thoroughly

Or catch a case of Cov 19— in all its deadly purity

Remember when you sneeze to do the famous fabled Dracula

(And snort into your elbow but by no means to your scapula)

Avoid all crowds, or even folks—the hermits have the right idea

Remember that the virus never fears us, only fears a fear

You must always wear your mask, whether Halloween or Labor Day

We’ll get right through this tiny jolt if only we all kneel and pray

With Preacher Pence our Exodus from viral Egypt is assured

And on our exit we must all to Donald Trump flip QUITE a bird!

Apparently there has been another White House leak!

Wow! The fearmongering NPCs are out in force today!

He’s my “favorite president” the way a lumbar puncture is my favorite recreation.

It’s a National Emergency since it sneaked into maralago. How is he going to transfer my taxes to his pocket of he doesn’t go there anymore.