And when the return is completed and sent in, you jump back onto the treadmill so you can build up strength for the next one and the one after that and . . .
Every year for as long as I can remember, I have overpaid my income tax giving the government free use of my money. This year I underpaid by $100.00 and the IRS charged me an $8.00 penalty. How’s that for gratitude.
mattro65 about 4 years ago
Don’t forget the American Way-taxes are for peasants
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
filling out your return is really taxing…
h.v.greenman about 4 years ago
And worrying about your taxes can cause fluctuations in your weight.
Called an ex size tax.
saltylife16 about 4 years ago
And the IRS- Internally Raising Stress
uniquename about 4 years ago
I thought a tax break was when you broke the code and paid less in taxes.
P51Strega about 4 years ago
And when you snap, they use the ’net" tax to take you away.
FrankErnesto about 4 years ago
Every time they ‘simplify’ the tax code, it gets longer, and taxes on the rich get lower.
sandpiper about 4 years ago
And when the return is completed and sent in, you jump back onto the treadmill so you can build up strength for the next one and the one after that and . . .
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
Ernie is better at stretching his money.
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
♪♫ “If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street.”
“If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat.”
“If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat.”
“If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.”
“Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman…” ♪♫
NaturLvr about 4 years ago
Shoulda ran this one on Mon, Tue or Wed.
Buckeye67 about 4 years ago
Every year for as long as I can remember, I have overpaid my income tax giving the government free use of my money. This year I underpaid by $100.00 and the IRS charged me an $8.00 penalty. How’s that for gratitude.
braindead Premium Member about 4 years ago
When Trump was running, he promised that tax returns could be done on a post card.
Turns out, he was referring only to patriotic multinational corporations — WMT, XOM, GE, etc.
Gerard:D about 4 years ago
Masochists love doing taxes.