Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 19, 2020

Maybe it’s because you’re, you know, a dog.

The megaphone of shame? Just keep your head down in the rain.

Couldn’t you hear that anyway without the cone of shame?

Darn this cone….can’t even keep my thoughts to myself…woof woof arf!

There’s a cool example of this at Chicago’s Museum of Science and Industry…

Good job dogs don’t scream. Otherwise it could become an… I scream cone. Sorry

I think the cone-wearer is the one to hear whispers from afar.

And, you would gain a few yards if you could lip read.

Funny how some dogs have selective hearing.

Definitely not the Cone of Silence.

Social Distancing!

Dave, you got it backwards. The cone pooch would be the one to hear better. I’ll just reverse it in my mind. Ok. Done. :)