Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 09, 2020

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    Superfrog  about 4 years ago

    He followed your tweets.

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    su43dipta  about 4 years ago

    OMG, you’re so lucky, you have a real world stalker.

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    PICTO  about 4 years ago

    He’s already hacked your nest.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    An Instagram stalker is bad; a real-life stalker is worse! Both is just crazy!

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    I seeeeeeeeee youu!

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    mddshubby2005  about 4 years ago

    What’s so bad about sending you pictures of celery?

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 4 years ago

    Sorry, but you can’t call it “stalking” if you put yourself up there for the whole world to see.

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    garcoa  about 4 years ago

    Go poop on his head, it may make him stop.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 4 years ago

    I hate it wren that happens!

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    the lost wizard  about 4 years ago

    Watch the birdie.

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    So you thought you would avoid him on Twitter.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member about 4 years ago

    QUESTION: How does a Bavarian bird-watcher get to the forest?

    ANSWER: Via the Audubon.

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    Jim Kerner  about 4 years ago

    This reminds me of the Legend of the FU bird. To make a long joke short. The FU bird did it’s thing to this guy’s head. The guy didn’t want to scare his guide, so he didn’t wash it out. When he got home, washed it out and died a horrible death. Moral. If the FU Shits, wear it!

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