Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 10, 2020

That’s how they communicate with other dogs. Through pee-mail.

a helpful app when you’re in town…

“Turn right – straight ahead – urine range of your destination.”

What, it doesn’t show cars?

If he was really hi-tech, he would have a network sniffer!

I need that app!

Only with nearby bathrooms, of course, not trees and hydrants.

Mapping his course for the next Pee-a- thon!

My dog does it – we call it pee-mail. Then he sniffs it – that’s smell check. Then sometimes he’ll do it again – a Pee-Ess.

A dog’s philosophy for taking a walk: “Go out into all the world, sniff everything, and pee on it.”

I NEED that app

I’d love an app like that where it shows you where public restrooms are.

Habit for dogs and Senior Citizens. But, it Depends.

He also has a game app called Angry Turds.

Funny. But I think they improvise and do as they “go along.”

The dog who won “Best in Show” at Crufts Sunday night might have been using the equivalent for other elimination purposes. He took a dump during his victory lap.

What? Not even a nod to the Family Circus??? :)

In San Francisco it’s just every doorway.