Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 07, 2020

Guard: “Well, the ‘asylum’ part, that is.”

demand is one thing, granted is quite another!

ROFL! This one made my morning!

very good today

They’re coming to take you away, Ho Ho, ha ha hee hee

“One cuckoo flew over the rest”, as Mad Magazine would have it! :D

(Adjusting white coat) " We like you, we are your friends. Now why not just get into this nice jacket?

‘Demand’ political asylum? Demand?? Oh I think you look just adorable on the other side of the moat. Run along now.

Wrong kind of “asylum”!

You can’t “demand” political asylum. You have to ask for it and hope they help you. Demands get you nowhere.

Wow – I thought for sure this would garner political comments…thanks for taking a break today, folks!

That subtle distinction between “political” and “mental”.

One does not “demand” asylum; one asks. If you demand, the answer is “no”.

Get in line.