Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 29, 2020

Couldn’t you just have shook some keys in front of her?

nice job sherlock

I miss the pearls series’ we haven’t had one in what feels like (and might be) years

you’re welcome, Nancy

Pig talked to the baby in a nice lilting voice, but for some reason, the baby is going to be traumatized for the rest of it’s life.

Too bad everything else stinks, Baby!

You mean we can’t argue and do other stuff at the same time? How lame are WE?

Sitting alone in the dark waiting for some good news.

Pig glad to see you found the bottle of Debbie Downer pills … NOT ! No wonder that female pig wants nothing to do with you ! … Croc Power !

Brexit – Johnson – Trump – Coronavirus… The End of the World is nigh…

That poor baby.

Pig should at least get points for trying…

The real story is the other end (of the baby) not so much!

I thought the baby was in a garbage can when I first looked at the drawing.

They debt is because we have too many people who think that government is the way everyone can live at everyone’s else’s expense is not a great fiction.

Funny coincidence: not long ago, my local paper added a weekly section it calls Uplift. That’s OK, I guess. But as a concession to humor lovers like myself, I’m hoping they start publishing a weekly counter-spoof called Upyours.

Arguing about how to do things is part and parcel of elective representative government. If you think argument in itself leads to bad ends, then that is how you get a Caesar, or a Napoleon. Dictatorships don’t argue.

Facebook should be closed down it’s evil and run by an evil person.

God got tired of all our arguing, and sent us all to our rooms!

Babies always smell good….Pig unloaded unknowingly to a baby who just likes to hear a voice…

A surprisingly timely and genial strip. Pastis truly knows how to do touching installments. Thank you sir.

Another reason for me not to breed. I don’t want to bring any offspring into this horrible world. Thank you, Pig

It’s time to stop arguing over the fine points and “What Ifs”, find the common ground and quickly move out on the 90% solutions instead of remaining deadlocked over flawed “Principles” and getting nothing done while the World keeps going down the tubes.

Earth is overdue for a good cleansing. Long overdue.

It’s cute that antivaxxers still haven’t figured out that it’s just a government conspiracy to not get them vaccinated so they’ll simply die off quicker.

You can’t fix stupid. You can’t find a book on how to. You can’t buy or rent a DVD that tells you how to. I tried to Google it one day. Guess what. More stupidity.

That is a cute baby.

Congress might consider incorporating a democratic decision making policy to avoid what we AT&T network mid-managers called paralysis by analysis, especially when we have a common enemy.

Love Pig!

top of baby head is a magnet for kisses

Pastis, you’re off-mission here. Reminder: you’re supposed to make us laugh.

Sorry about the environment. Money mattered more.

And this is what happens when you live the negative, liberal world of San Francisco

Stephan Pastis once wrote that if you write too many serious strips, you risk looking like For Better or For Worse. This feels dangerously close.

Thanks, Pig, for cheering up my stuck-inside day!

reminds me of the Conan O’Brien sketch where he would sing an lullaby. “It doesnt matter what i say as long i say it in this gentle way. Earthquakes, fires, flood, drive by shooting, Ebola…”

Nice one Stephan! See what you can do without puns?

Maybe she should’ve talked to her baby herself.