Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 24, 2011

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    Simon_Jester  about 13 years ago

    Hooves…hooves…my HOOVES are tired.

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    bmonk  about 13 years ago

    Simon_Jester said, about 1 correction ago

    Hooves…hooves…my HOOVES are tired.

    No: his FEET. He’s sleepwalking bipedally. (And nevermind the use of talking horses and birds, Horace using a bed to sleep, and the other fantasy elements here.)

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    hossblacksilver  about 13 years ago

    Nothing says you can’t walk bipedally and not have hooves.

    Horace, did you eat all the waffles? No, et two, Brute.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Friends , romans and countymen…lend me your hooves…

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago

    That old sawhorse again…

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    COWBOY7  about 13 years ago

    How does your jaw feel?

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    Ed The Red Premium Member about 13 years ago

    So an animal that has hooves doesn’t have feet? But he has shoes.

    I can assure his hooves can’t hurt, as they are made of Keratin (the same as your fingernails) and have no nerves, which is why his shoes are attached with nails.

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    Nuttypearls115  about 12 years ago

    …lend me your ears!

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