As compared to …
Quickly check your zipper when a short person says you have nice hair..
Oooo top of the backseat of a Lincoln Convertible.
Zip up to open rear end …
Is “Hot-Rod Lincoln” an oxymoron?
…Sticky Fingers…
…slippery…er… hearts…
…zippers are why I don’t go commando…
…if I do it, I get a whippin’…
…I do it…
…(whatta ya want? God grammar or good taste?…
…the dilemma, which head do you listen to?…
… Abby or Brittany?…
…I’ve been in that car…doing that…
…and loving every minute of it…
…what?!?…
…Meatloaf, again?…
Is this a “softcore porno” cartoon? Has it a double or even triple entendre?
Zippers. Love ’em or leave ’em. Or, sometimes, they get stuck.
Perhaps I should retire it to Old Zip-Files, ‘cause I wouldn’t want it to be floppy….
Buckle up for safety, buckle up ….
Everyone hates those questions you have to answer on the fly.
…this is capitalism in a nutshell…
…there are all sorts of capitalisms…
…but only one with a Constitutional guarantee…
…buy one-get one free…
…freedom of free speech…
…like the Tony Soprano thug stating to the new bakery owner…
…this is a nice business…
…things are going to go great for you…
…nice neighborhood…
…but it would be a shame some random hoodlums throwing a Molotov cocktail through your window…
…that would be terrible…
..tragic…
…now, we would never allow that to happen…
…but manpower isn’t free…
… capiche?…
…gotta love the thin gray line of legalease…
…no laws broken…
…but people know exactly where you are coming from…
…open, open, open…
…luckily, it’s a blue dress…
…I promise…
In tents.
Zip up your do dah, do it today…
Open your eyes there’s a new world a-comin’
Open it all we’ve come to stay
Yeah, yeah, yeah, open it all
Open it, open it, baby,
NOW OPEN THAT DOOR
.
There’s an island way out in the sea
Where the babies they all grow on trees
And its jolly good fun
To swing in the sun
But you gotta watch out if you sneeze-sneeze
You gotta watch out if you sneeze
Paul Kantner & Jefferson Starship lyrics
Time really telescoped on the most recent weight gain.
Zipper
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Armed Resistance Against Squirrel Treachery
Coincidence?
Zipper Fly
Button Fly
String Fly
Velcro Fly
Hooker’s. Fly
A little care can go a long way toward avoiding Zipper Burn!
Hey, your barn door is open!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago
As compared to …
INGSOC about 4 years ago
Quickly check your zipper when a short person says you have nice hair..
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 4 years ago
Oooo top of the backseat of a Lincoln Convertible.
Zip up to open rear end …
Ray_C about 4 years ago
Is “Hot-Rod Lincoln” an oxymoron?
3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago
…Sticky Fingers…
…slippery…er… hearts…
…zippers are why I don’t go commando…
…if I do it, I get a whippin’…
…I do it…
…(whatta ya want? God grammar or good taste?…
…the dilemma, which head do you listen to?…
… Abby or Brittany?…
…I’ve been in that car…doing that…
…and loving every minute of it…
…what?!?…
…Meatloaf, again?…
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Is this a “softcore porno” cartoon? Has it a double or even triple entendre?
Zippers. Love ’em or leave ’em. Or, sometimes, they get stuck.
Perhaps I should retire it to Old Zip-Files, ‘cause I wouldn’t want it to be floppy….
Howard'sMyHero about 4 years ago
Buckle up for safety, buckle up ….
Bill Thompson about 4 years ago
Everyone hates those questions you have to answer on the fly.
3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago
…this is capitalism in a nutshell…
…there are all sorts of capitalisms…
…but only one with a Constitutional guarantee…
…buy one-get one free…
…freedom of free speech…
…like the Tony Soprano thug stating to the new bakery owner…
…this is a nice business…
…things are going to go great for you…
…nice neighborhood…
…but it would be a shame some random hoodlums throwing a Molotov cocktail through your window…
…that would be terrible…
..tragic…
…now, we would never allow that to happen…
…but manpower isn’t free…
… capiche?…
…gotta love the thin gray line of legalease…
…no laws broken…
…but people know exactly where you are coming from…
…open, open, open…
…luckily, it’s a blue dress…
…I promise…
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago
In tents.
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
Zip up your do dah, do it today…
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
Open your eyes there’s a new world a-comin’
Open it all we’ve come to stay
Yeah, yeah, yeah, open it all
Open it, open it, baby,
NOW OPEN THAT DOOR
.
There’s an island way out in the sea
Where the babies they all grow on trees
And its jolly good fun
To swing in the sun
But you gotta watch out if you sneeze-sneeze
You gotta watch out if you sneeze
.
Paul Kantner & Jefferson Starship lyrics
coltish1 about 4 years ago
Time really telescoped on the most recent weight gain.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 4 years ago
Zipper
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Armed Resistance Against Squirrel Treachery
Coincidence?
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 4 years ago
Zipper Fly
Button Fly
String Fly
Velcro Fly
Hooker’s. Fly
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
A little care can go a long way toward avoiding Zipper Burn!
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
Hey, your barn door is open!