B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 26, 2020

Just be thankful it didn’t come from Brachies’ OTHER end……….,

It’s the child of Impkins and Patsnozzle! Scary!!!

Shame there’s no Pepto Bismol around.

A way to a man’s heart IS through his stomach…

Well, that’s something you don’t usually hear on nature documentaries!

Around here that’s considered a mating call…lmao

Redneckasaurus…

I recall that Wednesday is spaghetti day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNX1QtyG9_8

Comes from binging on cycads.

How would we know for sure?

It’s not fair. David Attenborough never has to put up with this.

yup. Typical. Try to introduce your dog or your kid to strangers and they will embarrass you every time. Of course with kids, you have the revenge of meeting their first dates. Revenge is a dish best served when least expected.

Watch for future coprolites! :-o

should have left the jalapenos off that flying bat.

When they’re really in form, they can say “Brachiosaurus.”

That’s what happens when you chug an entire 2 liter bottle of Cola…

It is if you drink a lot of beer.

You belch your life!

Are you SURE that’s not it? S/he won MY heart.

Can you repeat that?

Eating too fast, swallowing air.