The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 25, 2020

The name is too long.

Hallelujah … Halitosis .. Hallelujah

watching him in action leaves kind of a foul taste in my mouth…

Does he work on retainer?

It’s a miracle!

There’s apparently an endless supply of suckers who are always ready, willing, and able to fall for the scams these televangelists have dreamed up. Believe only the ones who absolutely refuse to take your money for “doing God’s work”. (Hint: They don’t exist.)

It only works if your TV is in mint condition.

Oral-B Roberts had quite an Act. It was a Lavoris of love.

Say no more! I’m healed, I’m healed ……glory hallelujah, I’m healed

Next up: Speaking in tongue scrapers.

Better than the guys you usually see on TV…

It’s all an ACT.

Look! A gargoyle telling you to gargle! :-O

Oh, brother.

Some people are not mint to be healed

Sounds like one of those Jeopardy! “Before & After” questions.

Some of those guys can be up to 26% alcohol, which might explain their offscreen behavior.

those people are so despicable I can’t even laugh at this joke

Somebody’s poppin off again..

Oh, Scott! This is one of the very, very rare ’toons that caused me to chuckle audibly…congratulations!

The Good Lavoris mint it to be.

And for a donation of $50, the reverend Harry will send you a bottle of his famous miracle hair restoring tonic!!! (packaging, shipping and handing are extra)

Brushing the tongue seems a lot easier. And Televangelisterine is thought to cause cancer in California.

I guess his family couldn’t Scope with his bad breath, anymore…

Does anyone really know the total Scope of his operation?