Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 02, 2011

A switcheroo on Santa!

about time

Santa just put in an early call to Newcastle…

Well I’ll be……..Who knew!

I think Lio would be a good candidate for The Santa Clause

Bwa hahahahaha! Gotcha, Sandy Clots!

If Santa ever finds out, Lio won’t get any more presents.

Santa’s with a BABE!

Better hope Mrs.Claus don’t find out about her!

Unless that IS Ms. Santa Claws, who says she was old lady?

Looks like someone got caught being naughty. I’m betting that when the Mrs. finds out, the lumps Santa will be getting WON’T be made of coal.

That’s the NEW Mrs. Clause. ‘Cause when she’s naught, she’s nice!

Maybe Mrs. Claus is at the spa and that is their daughter.

Hey little girl, you want to be naughty and nice to generous Santa?

I’d say “Be good for goodness sake” but as Mae West said, “Goodness has nothing to do with it.”

Santa’s training a new elf.

Revenge is a dish best served cold…or on a sunny beach in Cancun. Get him , Lio! Make him pay for the years of hell he put us through!

I wondering if he will use this beach tape as blackmail for Christmas this year (and probably for years to come). If Santa doesn’t bring him the GOODS than he will release the tape to Mrs. Claus.

Registered at the hotel as “Mr. Claus and niece”. Two beds, of course.

(But how many does the maid have to make up tomorrow morning, hmmm?)

That’s his daughter. Er, niece.

Is that Lindsey Lohan?

Looks like now we know what Santa does with the list of naughty girls…

I wonder if one of them on the list is Tink?

I’d give pseudonymous “Quip de jour” – naughty, but nice!

He sees you when you’re showering He knows when you’re alone He’s coming out to your house, making anonymous calls to your phone. So, you better watch your back Don’t show that you’re scared. Keep your wits about or you’ll be caught unprepared. Santa Claus is coming … FOR YOU!

ladyfingers86: Is that what she is?

HAHAHA! LOVE IT