B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 21, 2020

You just blew your allowance AND your Christmas present, Junior !

Hey, be proud of Dad. He is the number one best loser on the street.

Well, unless your dad is some guy who refuses to work and spends the day at home drinking beer, then those students at school have got a FREE arse kicking coming.

And peremptorily sent to bed.

Seems that would be Mom’s line.

HA! LOL

There goes your college fund.

The other day, a kid called me an old man. He is right, I am an old man!

Or, fall back on the old retort, “Takes one to know one.”

the kids in my court call me a boomer.

For all intents, and purposes, since we can’t reverse the clock and get younger, getting older is still better than the end result occurring too soon.