Leave your fears behind! Get the all-new Big Girl’s Bathing Tub! —Can also be used to house your pet alligator if you are from the Great Froglandian Swamp region and like exotic pets that smell worse than you do.
Also, try Froglandia’s favorite bathing soap and body lotion, made from genuine twice-boiled frog skins, flavored with fecal plumage! It’s on sale, too, a real loss leader!
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
It’s too early in the morning to be looking up big words. I’ll wait and read the comments later.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 4 years ago
Chick needs a bigger washtub. Her fear of bathing may well be fixed if she has a tub that won’t dissolve into splinters when she goes for a bath.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
That looks like the “tub” one would put Apples in for dunking..LOL……not big enough for a dive, and or a bath, however!
3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago
…well…I don’t like to be bathed in compliments…
…some countries believe that our obsession with smelling clean is unnecessary artificial …
…but I like to put rootbeer scented urinal cakes in my pinpoints…
…I used to suffer from acne, but my grandmother-in-law said it was by bathing everyday…
…to my amazement, my acne and dry skin cleared up…
…but I just feel so dirty…
…rubber ducky your the one…
bxclent Premium Member about 4 years ago
isn’t there a Popeye joke in there somewhere?
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 4 years ago
What would Mr. Bubbles or Mr. Clean think?
One wiff of Jif or 3Hour Skippy peanut butter anf you will go looking for another butter peanut butter cookie.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 4 years ago
My friend used to say, “I can smell a cop.”
coltish1 about 4 years ago
Looking at her shoes, I would hope she might get past her fears long enough to freshen up. I mean, she has been sparring in the ring, after all.
Howard'sMyHero about 4 years ago
She needs a Froglandian bathmat imprinted with motivational encouragements … like:
“Feel powerless? Just remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a restaurant” …!
garrodwilbur about 4 years ago
just be sure that you remove your shoes before bathing
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Leave your fears behind! Get the all-new Big Girl’s Bathing Tub! —Can also be used to house your pet alligator if you are from the Great Froglandian Swamp region and like exotic pets that smell worse than you do.
Also, try Froglandia’s favorite bathing soap and body lotion, made from genuine twice-boiled frog skins, flavored with fecal plumage! It’s on sale, too, a real loss leader!
INGSOC about 4 years ago
An empty barrel unfilled with belly flops..
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 4 years ago
My abulations is disgustipating!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cd/31/ed/cd31ed42676564cc1b3cf5f57c47de4c.jpg
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Splish splash! I was taking a bath, long about Sunday and Monday night….
3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago
…if I had to wear bathing shoes I might stop bathing…
…curds and whey…
… cruds and suds…
…a bird bath…
… How does Aquaman bathe?…
… Onomatopoeia everytime I see ya…
…are your feet really getting clean if you pee in the shower?…
…and can you really have fun knowing someone else is peeing in the pool?…
…and how healthy can it be swimming in fish slime and urine?…
…President Obama pretended to drink the Flint water, but called it safe…
..Trump sells it as a magic elixir…
…but there has to be food…
…I won’t go if there’s no food…
3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago
…if I had to wear bathing shoes I might stop bathing…
… curds and whey…
… cruds and suds…
…a bird bath…
… How does Aquaman bathe?…
… Onomatopoeia everytime I see ya…
…are your feet really getting clean if you pee in the shower?…
…and can you really have fun knowing someone else is peeing in the pool?…
…and how healthy can it be swimming in fish slime and urine?…
…President Obama pretended to drink the Flint water, but called it safe…
..Trump sells it as a magic elixir…
…but there has to be food…
…I won’t go if there’s no food…
ransomknotts about 4 years ago
What a ninny. That bucket is empty.