Eek! by Scott Nickel for February 25, 2020

If anything i would have thought he would howl at the moon.

Sheesh. Then why even go out at all?

Nothing left to do but go out for a big dish of Beef Chow Mein. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh0w01S7Jnk

Instead he’ll go out at night for fast food (rabbits etc..).

The security cameras have night vision. Wear pants.

“And how many times do I have to tell you, the Zoo is closed at night!”

Been a lot of werewolves around this month. :)

Werewolves never bark they howl or growl.

If I find out who complained, he or she will be gone by next morning. You can bet your throbbing throat on that!

“Also — plastic bag!”