1 and Done by Eric Scott for February 14, 2020

Awesome, I hope there’s a good sale!

Hadta’ hurt!

For when you want to give that special gift.

Much better than erotic turds.

Display them in the Sh*tsonian

In this setting the proper term would be “coprolite” or “coprolith.”

Salvador Dalí

And they say the president isn’t artistic.

It takes a special talent to get it the mold the right way.

These days they make ’em into novelty table lamps. The brand name is (of course) “Coprolight”.

It’s not just ‘art’ but ‘atmosphere’.

Every turd is beautiful, in its own way.

Can we please keep politics out of the comics!

First time I’ve read turd in the comics

I wonder if they sell moose nugget swizzle sticks there.

If you go back for more after “seconds” this is what you get.

This is supposed to be amusing ? 4th grade humor ?