Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 25, 2020

Why can he only hit with two of them?

When I took golf in college to fulfill the minimum physical education requirement, the only thing I came out able to do was chip the daylights out of any ball in a sand trap.

You can only hit two, but with your golf game, you need the others to take your frustrations out on!

If doesn’t know whether to use a three-wood or nine-iron, that decision is the least of his problems…

3 wood, 9 iron, and a putter.

3 off the tee and long fairway shots

9 short game

and if you don’t know what a putter is for, you need to get off the course.

Throw out the rest of them.

3 wood is for long distance. 9 iron is for short distance. Either Ralph has no clue how to play golf or Kevin Fagan has no clue what clubs are for which distance.

I think Ralph needs to stick with putt-putt golf.

Hey, Dr. Joel Fleischman only need ONE club in the last season of “Northern Exposure.”

Ever played golf?

Now I want to see him putt.

Dang – that is a decision. What happens if you have to putt? Please don’t tell me you have tried to putt with a 3 wood!

Judging by his statement, he throws rocks at his clubs…