The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 01, 2011

Oh Aquaman! You player!

For $35.00 they cant be too fresh.

And she sees you, Aquaman!

The lobster is cuter than his date.

Harsh, margueritem!

He dumped her because she was too shellfish.

They should be green, BTW. If they’re red, they’re dead.

^She’s red because she’s boiling mad.

Look who’s coming to dinner

Well, a quick Lobster dinner will take care the problem.

*Bonus Geek Points for knowing Aquaman’s name was Arthur.

best way to handle the ex-girlfriend … butter her up some …

thank you corzak - I’m glad that approach has been clarified.

Not to mention that lobsters’ eyes are not stalk mounted like many crabs’s eyes are, at least not the ones I’ve eaten.

some very funny folks here today!

I liked Coyoty’s remarks.

..hey, coyoty, there was a red lobster commercial a few years ago, with lobsters crawling around on the sea floor - and THEY were all red. I turned to my husband and yelled “Red Lobster got ZOMBIE LOBSTERS!!!” (Haven’t eaten lobsters there since!)

Good to see Aquaman is open-minded enough to support inter-speciel relationships.

If he’s dating Ariel, it could get worse… “Oh crab, don’t look, Arthur, there’s Sebastian…”