Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 22, 2020

Where does the dog keep his phone.

Good thing he uses Facebark.

Dogster is a thing.

My kind of social media. Kudos, Mark!

Second best way to meet women in a park. Walk a dog.

Best way, push a stroller with a baby and wear a sign that says, “I am her uncle.”

Awwwwwww!

Now there’s a Friend request that you can trust.

Who’s a good boy?

Unknown to Irving that request came not through FB, but through RearBook, or better know as AB.

Who KNEW HOW friendly…

SNAP! Look mommy, a thumb-less texter.

“ Does your dug…BHITE?”—-Clouseau

Yep, I’d say he is.