Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 21, 2020

OMG!

Just wait until the boss gets home.

Seriously, Adam. What did you expect from the game’s title?

A video game character we played once broke the fourth wall and ask, “does this game promote anti-social behavior?”

The two WW I movies I’ve seen recently had worse battleground scenes: They Shall Not Grow Old and 1917.

Some guy actually drove his own tank through a town with which he had “a beef”, flattening buildings left and right.

Let him be Adam. He is on his first steps to a successful career as an Army Drone pilot. hoo ya?

Adam, Clayton is right. You’re distracting him and distracted driving is the number one cause of accidents. If you keep distracting him he might accidentally miss a house.

Time to take the game back to the store. It’s gonna be taken back anyway once Laura finds out.

Uh oh! Pushed him warp speed into adolescence.