Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 13, 2020

Will have to try that.

I smile and wave at people. Even people I don’t know. They usually cross the street to avoid me.

That’s covered in chapter5b of my new book for persons suffering from antisocial disorders titled “How to Keep Friends and Influence People You Wish to Avoid”..

Aunty, I am at a loss for words.

I simply mumble “No speek Ingleess!” It works!

On a slightly related note, I occasionally Google my own name just to see what I get. This time, Google tells me there are two other guys with my exact name(not including middle name), both within 2 states of me and within a couple of years difference in ages! I got a laugh out of the “statistic” that 100% were married(I’m not), and Google Earth put my location as the empty lot next to where I live… ☺

When I worked retail in my younger days, on Halloween, I always went wearing no make-up and said I was “my twin sister, Kathy.”

You don’t have to be pretentious to ignore people.

This would a time when a cellphone would come in handy. You can ignore them by sticking you nose in your phone, then you’ll blend in with the rest of society.

And she hacked your computer and sent all those nasty e-mails to the boss?

I actually have an identical cousin. He accidently cost me a potential new relationship. I had just met a woman and had just had 2 dates. I told her I didn’t drive and didn’t own a vehicle. She worked midnights at a Tim Horton’s coffee shop. My cousin came through her drive through and she served him. She broke up with me because she was positive I had lied to her about not having a vehicle. I could not convince her that she had served my cousin.