Kliban by B. Kliban for February 10, 2020

There, but for a vowel shift, goes the Walk of Fame.

No wonder malls are empty today! Steer crap all over

All a steer can do is try!

Can’t decide which is weirder – that a steer would be strolling towards a burger stand…or that a steer manages to walk away from a burger stand.

(and, btw, do they sell at ‘Bimbo’ what I think they sell at ‘Bimbo’?)

Farm to Fork

Come to the greatest steakhouse of them mall!

You’ll leave with nothing to beef about.

There’s a major stop along the way that the steer isn’t seeing. Maybe it’s all an illusion to get the cattle to go where the unseen hand wants them to go…

That was a Blue Öyster Cult song from their first album (queue "More Cöwbell comments…)

When you get to first door it opens on an escalator – a storeway to the stairs.

stairway to the stars

Sheer pottery!

“I guess it wouldn’t hurt to audition”