Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 15, 2020

ABC chocolates (already been chewed).

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. That is an image I don’t need just before bed.

Definitely some coco nut in there

eeeeyoooooo ! ha ha ha ha !

Yuk :(

The fink is gross.

For something similar: https://redheadmom.com/2011/03/12/joke-of-the-day-140/

The fink is revolting and if the people had any sense they’d be revolting (in a different sense) as well!

Damn good thing he’s shorter than the wall. He’s a perfect target. . .

ah. and a benevolent king he is

Wow! That is so GOT.

Wow. 144 chocolates!

I’m with the fink on this one!

Most kings WERE revolting and gross…

Par for the course with him…

OK, I’ll say it: the peasants are revolting!

In Id, life is not like a box of chocolates. You know exactly what you’re going to get. Diddly-squat.

You’re all heart, fink !!!!! lol

They were probably all “dark chocolate”

Great guy.

@1st., I thought it was the empty wrapper cups!

It’s better to take a clean knife and slice a little piece off to see if you’ll like it…

My sister would pick a chunk off the bottom of every piece to inspect the contents!