Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 12, 2020

He’s just making sure he has enough…

Space.

I was expecting someone… taller. Less glassy. But I’m not dissapointed :)

Prince Aspirational Arrogance IS awesome!

At least to this lowly human ; )

I imagine him sounding like Brian Posehn, aka Bert from The Big Bang Theory. Wonder if he’ll take Marigold to the rock and mineral show.

I like the buck teeth. And the birth-control glasses.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, presenting the stars of our show…

I’ve had glow in the dark stars on my ceiling since I was 15.

NNNEEEEERRRRDDD!!!

I would have expected less nerd. More jerk.

Oh my…..

DOOOOOOONKeeeeeeeee!!!!

Not even being mythical creature gives this guy any credentials of any form of awesomeness. The “Unicorn” excuse does not apply here.

Glasses and imperfect teeth and NOT awesome. Noted.

Honestly, how is he different than a standard unicorn?

Are we sure he is actually a unicorn, and not just a horse with a cutaneous horn? (google it)

Marigold WOULD go out with another unicorn who can never out-sparkle her.

…Well! Certainly dorkier than I was expecting…

Crazy prediction: it will eventually be revealed that LSH and PAA are actually the same person!!!

I’m guessing he’s a dropout from Celestia’s School For Gifted Unicorns.

Awwwww, he’s adorable!

Oh! My… I am not sure what I expected, but this certainly was not it! Love the stars.

The word “Duhhhhhh” comes to mind.

He looks like Jerry Lewis! “Hello, nice PHEEEEEEEEBE !”

Well, he’s definitely the opposite of Lord Splendid Humility.

But does the horn glow in the dark too?

First Starlight Glimmer, now this nuisance.

Neigh-rd!

So he is like Marigold just more nerdy.

What if that is actually Lord Splendid Humility in disguise?

And he got those glasses shortly after running his horn into that light socket…

Adorkable!

From the Toshinori Yagi school of introducing yourself…

It seems he has more ego than sense.