Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 13, 2020

At least they’re not bears.

Back to the freshly cleaned cars.

Wrong finger.

Favorite bird roosts very often have the dung equivalent of an X under them. I do tend to walk around such marks.

On St. Patrick’s day, they should put a leprechaun shovel next to the X.

Birdie birdie . . . . . . .

Cows !!

If only it were true…

It’s really bad under the fruiting mulberry trees.

With most birds, it’s not nice being bombed by them. With geese, it’s like being hit with an atomic weapon! A shovel is required as well as a hazmat suit in addition to the hose to get to your car to clean it.

The gulls over South Jersey boardwalks are adept at high speed, low altitude, large payload and pin-point targeting flyby.

I was thinking pirate booty, or Indiana Jones. Pretty ambitious for a city chicken.

Shit ! Missed it !

During a change of command (Navy) we were all on the dock in our dress whites and a seagull got the Executive Officer.

So who’s the birdbrain?

So , while the “mark” is looking down at the X, the birds shuffle along the branch and let him have it!

My moms humor: birdie birdie in the sky, why’d you drop one in my eye, gee I’m glad that cows can’t fly, birdie birdie in the sky.

That’s a Wanted sign.

I parked my (brand new) Alfa under some kind of a berry tree. It was winter. I’m sitting in my car and I hear what sounds like a BOWLING BALL just fell on my car. Then BANG, another, and BANG, another. I get out only to find a single crow in the tree and little frozen berries on my car. It didn’t make any dents but because the berries were frozen it was LOUD.

You can’t convince me that it wasn’t an intentional act by the crow. I moved the car.

Pesky pigeon poo plotters.

I guess Wiley’s could be saying that, if one falls for some of the rhetoric being cast upon the airwaves, one will need a new suit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eoPyrgBllU

Anybody who has ever seen a cartoon would know not to stand on an X.

The X rotated!

That brain enhancing gene spliced Toxoplasmosis has gotten to the pigeons too.

I was walking on Mickler’s Beach today in Florida and just missed a gift from a seagull by a few steps. I always wear my hat.

One of the best comics in years! Thank you Wiley.