Jeff Stahler for February 02, 2020

I’d remove that mask and get yourself a bucket.

Verbal ipecac.

I’d like to spend that time in a sensory deprivation tank.

I’m pretty sure it’s going to be his typical toxic spew, and even though they removed the “total exoneration” talking point, I’m pretty sure he’ll put it in there anyway. I still think Lev Parnas and John Bolton should do the response, Lev can provide the audio and pictures while John can read from his book.

Time to install a trapdoor behind the podium…

Go to your nearest public vomitorium!

Or Hannity interviewing trump during the Super Bowl during the pre-game show.

I have no intention of listening to President Caligula. His voice turns brains to ooze.

I’ll be reading ‘The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich’, paying close attention to the ‘Fall’ part.

And his Bull Shit and lie after lie is sickening!

You’ll need a full Haz-Mat suit to endure THAT tsunami of SWILL and OUTRIGHT LIES!!!!

“My fellow Americans, now is the time that we should come together. The trial is over, the decision made. Let’s put it all behind us and forget about it. Move on. Reset Button, as former Sec. of State Clinton would say.

I propose a period of calming down. I will be shutting off my Twitter account effective immediately. I have also had my press secretary schedule weekly press conferences until November.

I understand how this division of our government has hurt the people. I want to restore their faith in our system of government and re-earn their trust.

That is all. Thank you, and good night. God Bless the United States."

The foul beast who is destroying the USA will speak of his accomplishments.

And Republicans will worship every crooked lying word of it.

1. The impeachment argument was not strong enough2. No minds were changed about Trumps guilt or innocence in the last four months.3. The GOP senate was always going to acquit.4. Trump will claim a victory over partisan politics and enlarge his voting base5. You can use all the lipstick you want; my follow Democrats lost this one.

I won’t be watching. Just looking at him on TV makes me nauseous. If I want to hear lies, I’ll go to a fisherman’s convention or hang out at the 19th hole. At least those lies are believable.

She’s gonna need a bigger Spit Shield.

I hope the disgusting fraud reveals how insane he actually is on live national TV.

Pelosi will have to fumigate the House of Representative after The White House Toad is through spewing his garbage.

I have a strong stomach and I’m planning on watching the SOTU.

I’m just wondering what the drinking game should be. I mean, I want one where I’m drowning my sorrows pretty heavily, but not one where I’m endangering my health too much.

I’ll be drinking a mead I made from buckwheat honey, that smells and tastes like cow manure – so it’s the perfect tipple to toast the president.