Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 11, 2020

Depends® on if they are available at Walmart.

Your day will come, Pig. Just you wait.

Pig, there’s a leak in your logic.

If you no like being in continent, move to island.

Actually I did think Pig was going to misunderstand it and say something like that. Although he wouldn’t have said it in Croc-ese.

Who’s on first, again?

Back in 1996, the “Boxers or Briefs” question was being bounced around, Joke says the question was put to Bob Dole. Answer: “Depends”.

That is never a good sign of ageing.

Well, THAT is a hoary old joke. No that it doesn’t belong here.

Sing along with Sherlock: “What the world needs now is Luvs, sweet Luvs…”

Thanks to ‘Be This Guy’ I looked this up. Being non U.S., I’d have had no idea. https://www.depend.com/en-us/

Cartoons should come with a warning “If you only speak English, don’t read this”… I have no idea what any of you are talking about… Something to do with deep ends… Lol

“Boxers or briefs?” “Oh, Depends.” – Bob Dole

I hope old man Johnson is POISE-d to SELECT the best brand and PREVAIL to achieve TRANQUILITY. Especially if he ATTENDS an important function.

Funny!

The Internet is impossible these days… the put ads on everything! :D

Back on Feb 5th, is wondered if they all lived on Old Man Johnsons Farm.

A “Mind” and a Pig do not mix ;-) … Croc Power !

He has moved to the Dakotas, the center of the continent.

Hmmm… I was expecting a geography lesson.

Kegel and Pelvic Floor exercises will help.

“This cartoon was brought to you by…..Depends®, of course”

They’ve seen a lot, though.

Telephone voicemail:

“Incontenence hotline, please hold”

He’s thinking of moving but he’s going to stay in North America.

Security alert! The situation briefing has been breeched. There’s a leak somewhere.

As an “old people” myself, I have to ask; do you ever listen to yourself sometimes, Pig? {-;

It’s deep ends, when that conversation happens in a swimming pool.

Boomers used to get high with a little help from their friends, now they stay dry with a little help from Depends.

Wrong, Pig. I’m old, and I make scents.

Yes we do. You just don’t listen.

Wait a sec. I’ll text it to ya.

I don’t make any sense either… or dollars.

I am SO Ol’ man Johnson!!! DAMNIT!!!

Teenager: “Whatever”

Old person: “Depends”

I don’t usually read PBS but, this caught my attention. FUNNY.

I’m usually in-continent… except when I’m out sailing.

Relax, Piggo! I am pretty sure bacon-frenzied Old People will see to it that you never have to suffer the infirmities of Old Age. Of course, it depends. Maybe some prefer aged ham….

Fowl Language just made a “depends” joke, too. Coincidence, or one of those “let’s all do the same joke” things?

What I wear depends on what continent I’m in.

Isn’t depend a brand of adult diapers?

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