Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 21, 2020

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    Superfrog  about 4 years ago

    Poets are born and not paid.

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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    go ahead, tell him to take a haiku…

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    Display  about 4 years ago

    His pay is taking a turn for the verse.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    And the Perfessor’s reply,

    “You (#¿€♬√) (♮#!% ) (₩%$*) (#¿℄♭♀✵)

    And your (♭✇♂$√) (¿¢%$) (§%#*)

    Can go (&#!√♬) (✇♣☼&$) (♪¶$&)!!!"

    (I tried to keep it in the meter.)

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    Canoe-full  about 4 years ago

    How to tell the difference between a writer and a reporter: Stand them both in a working septic tank up to their necks, swing a two iron at their heads- the reporter will duck.

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    dadthedawg  about 4 years ago

    But reporters don’t need a license…

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    Ukko wilko  about 4 years ago

    I can attest to this.. I was paid more for one newspaper story than for all of the over 100 poems I’ve had published.

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    “Oh, he was a poet, a rhymer was he.<P<He read me some verse he had written for me.

    He said they would move me,

    these poems from his pen,

    An’ how right he was, because they moved me right into the glen.

    We stayed till the dawn came an’ lighted the sky,

    Then I shook his hand an’ I bid him good-bye.

    I never went back, for what I had heard was true:

    That a poet only writes about the things he cannot do.”

    ______"The Love Of My Life" from Brigadoon

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member about 4 years ago

    ♪ ♫ "I’m sittin’ on the dock of the pay

    Watchin’ the tide, roll away…"

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    Lightpainter Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I think poetry is about as interesting and useful as lots of people feel about modern art.

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