Phil Hands for January 26, 2020

Give him a “reality” TV situation and (with good directors) he’s definitely second rate. Which is better than anything else he’s ever done…

Accept here, IMPOTUS isn’t being voted off the island, not given the rose or fired. Mitch the Fix is in.

The trial can’t be fixed! Michel Cohen is in prison!

Wait…does that mean Moscow Mitch is Il Douche’s new fixer? I sure hope so. That means he’s headed to prison soon, too!

It’s a rotten show. I’m waiting for the big one in November.

I like that phrase, “Blind eye for the Trump guy.” Has a favorable ring to it.

What’s going on now is not a “Reality Show”, it’s MUCH CLOSER to “The Twilight Zone”…

“Presented for your consideration… A World where right is wrong, up is down, and The Truth is NOT The Truth…A world where traitors are lauded as heroes, patriots are vilified in public, and a large number of the general population will believe ANYTHING told to them by ONE Television “news” channel, where their ability to actually think for themselves and judge the truth for themselves has vanished… welcome to the Trumplight Zone!"

But, but its got bigly ratings – bigly ratings – who could ask for anything more?

Republicans are degrading reality.