Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 07, 2020

I guess you could look at that way. Terrible does sound better than abysmal.

…and yet here we are, still together.

In 5 years I see myself somewhere between “Not so bad” and “Could be better”.

Perhaps he should practice “Would you like fries with that?”

Always leave yourself room for improvement.

I’m shooting for unacceptable next quarter!

When you reach “Doesn’t suck too bad” throw a party.

Employee has hit rock bottom, and is now showing signs of digging.

It’s one thing to be stupid. But when you telegraph your stupidity…