Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 03, 2020

Good one, Dave.

looks like they both prefer bar graphs…

No genes allowed in this bar.

Still, they’ll always be a couple of unknowns.

They must be a couple of zeroes. Are they going up or down? What’s the slope?

Their love was derivative; they met in their prime.

Meanwhile, down at the Cartesian Bar and Grill…

Let’s call up Z and get a 3D thing going!

X factors in Y and Z until “W” comes along….

Y still talks to his X

zzzzzzz….

“Hey! Wake up!”

Such a couple of unknowns.

It was fated in the alphabet!

The end of the great divide, plus or minus…

Graphic content!

Did they coordinate their arrival times?

I love origin stories.

Took me a second to realize this is a math joke.

They have a functional() relationship.

Yes, but if X = 10, what is Y?

I’m afraid the relationship is doomed. X is master of her domain, but Y only feels at home on the range.

Well, there’s a couple of zeros.

They will only produce male offspring.

The relationship has a certain algorithm.

My math nerd son just informed me; “Actually, they don’t have to”.

And they get joined in quadrature and live forever in bliss plotting graphic functions….

Dear Algebra: please stop asking to find your “x”. She’s never coming back and don’t ask “y”!

Y, he found X…