Gary Varvel for January 20, 2020

McConnell ordered a nothing burger, so he’s getting what he wants. The witnesses could supply some beef.

It’s right there in front of you. But you can’t see it because you’re completely partisan and completely opposed to fulfilling your oaths of office and non-partisanship during the trial.

trump got to it first.

No one knows where the beef is, Moscow Mitch won’t allow any witnesses at his kangaroo court.

Madame Chao put you on a diet, Mr Slimeball.

When he retracted his head, the shell blocked his view of what is really there.

The 80’s called. They want their meme back, unsullied as you’ve done here, Gary.

The Beef is still in the bag, where Moscow Mitch has left it, since he doesn’t want anyone to know there’s enough to be serious competition to Arby’s.

Speaking of Arby’s…

https://vimeo.com/136682914

He’s been beefing his whole life….

Clara never banned the meat.

I think Polosi is a vegetarian.

There’s no meat at a witch hunt, Moscow Mitch!

Eaten by Nunes’ Cow?

Schumer is already crying about everything and the trail hasn’t even started yet! Good Grief.

LOL a “Where’s the Beef” joke in 2020. Perhaps Gary has forgotten that Trump has already admitted to the crime – multiple times! As did his Chief of Staff! I guess it is kinda hard to work with that.

Idea for tomorrow’s deflection toon: Joe Biden squeezing the Charmin.

Right between the Partisan seed buns you’re holding.

Bonespurs ate it, so Mr. Holman, it’s holding up the TRAIL (sic)