That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 20, 2020

SAG Award winners had personal portraits done back stage by a starving artist.

When you want to clobber your sister, the sculptress always has the advantage over the painter.

Painters hate it when their clients say they “want to look like this”.

“I’m doing a self-portrait. You would’ve needed 10 more pounds of marble to have done an accurate self-sculpture.”

lizzie showing elsa the early barbie prototype she found on ebay…

I went to Harvard, but they wouldn’t let me in.

Feminist conception of Washington crossing the Delaware.

George, I don’t think you will cut it as a model for Venus

The person in red looks like they’ve been dead for three days.

“I won The “Ugliest Woman Award”. See even the award is ugly."

“Oh, yeah? Well this is what YOU look like!”

The finalists in the 1637 competition for “Best Breast Self-Examination” display.

Big differences in “attended”, “went to” and “graduated from” as is evident in my FB resumes.

And this is my “Best Model” statue from the 1637 Rubens Awards.

Could you sit a little farther forward? This is killing my neck.

Seeing the acting award statuette sparks Anne Hathaway to give up painting for acting.

In the clash of “Artmouth” with “Artmouth”/ it’s always the same with that smart mouth../ she’ll always prevail/ with her M.A. from Yale/ while I’m a mere B.A. from Dartmouth…

Well, go ahead and dust that thing.

“Okay, now show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.”

I left some extra around the bustline when I carved your statue. I expected the same in your painting of me.

If you’d sit over here I wouldn’t have to turn around every few brush strokes.

For a second I thought that was a deformed tata.

“……..and after just one month on our diet plan, you’ll be looking like this, ready for the beach!”

Allegory of Painting and Sculpture or the Sister Arts: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Guercino_Allegoria_pittura_scultura.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/guercino.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=5949 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/guercino 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/guercino/ 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/g/guercino/biograph.html 

https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Giovanni_Francesco_Guercino_Barbieri/11009429/Giovanni_Francesco_Guercino_Barbieri.aspx 

http://www.all-art.org/baroque/guercino1.html 

http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/880/giovanni-francesco-barbieri-called-il-guercino-‘the-squinter’-italian-1591-1666/ 

https://thebiography.us/en/guercino-giovanni-francesco-barbieri 

https://www.nationalgallery.ie/art-and-artists/exhibitions/past-exhibitions/guercino-journey-masterpiece/giovanni-francesco 

https://www.artandobject.com/news/guercino-most-diverse-draftsman-italian-baroque-era 

http://www.visual-arts-cork.com/old-masters/guercino.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, the askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 5 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/10/31?comments=visible 

has the prior.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2365 (January 19, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

As they say, it takes 4 years to get a Harvard degree, and 40 years to get over it.

How long do we have to wait for Erato? I’m hungry now.

Went to Harvard; got a degree in Liberal Arts – Theater. Still looking for a paying job. You have nothing about which to feel inferior!

They have such masculine faces. We’re women not allowed to lose in that era?

How Divinyl was inspired to write the song, “I Touch Myself”.

transvestite (in red) shows what she used to look like to her girlfriend, who said ,"I wish you didn’t get that breast reduction, honey.

First portrait of a cross dressing guy in drag: I can paint it, but they ain’t gonna believe it!! :>)