Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 27, 2020

Retired on a tropical beach.

Ten years older and deeper in debt.

His answer will reflect badly on him.

Debt repaid, unless the kids come too soon.

I just read a cartoon w/the grim reaper asking the guy where he sees himself in five years.

On the other side of the mirror?

On my list of “My Comics”… this cartoon follows on from “Half Full”…

On the other side of this desk.

In the mirror.

At my age, above ground, hopefully.

I dislike this question. It’s like asking a football coach, “What play are you going to call 10 downs from now?”

It all depends on the situation. “I will answer that if you can tell me, where will the company be 10 years from now?”

Who knows…..check back then….

Anyone else notice the reflection is wrong? The tallest tuft of hair is on the left side of both the man and reflection.

Building Spacely’s Sprockets?

“Same place as the CEO. Neither of us is going any farther with the company.”

In bed with a gorgeous 21 year old… who is after my money and she will do anything to keep me happy.

A friend of mine wanted to write an article on the “adult entertainment bars” and shop it around to a few magazines, so she went to a couple of bars to talk about working there. She said they were full up on bartenders and waitresses, but had openings for dancers.

She swears it never dawned on her that “would you take off your clothes” could be a legitimate job interview question.

Well, Mr. Spacely, …

Strange context for a five o’clock shadow.

“Telling you how to do your job.”