Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 18, 2020

well, if you’d quit exposing it……

People always used to stare at my ravishing philtrum, . .it really got so bad, and I would get no piece from the ladies, so it left me no alternative but to cover it over…

Men can cover it but women? Not so much….LOL

Philtrum is making a comeback? Really? What’s next?

Plectrum?

Ithyphallic statues?

The Resplendent Cartoonist?

Spatterdashes?

(insert your favorite Word That She Made You Look Up here > __________________)

Actually, it’s your bow tie attracting all the attention.

I don’t know, man, it’s like it never ends.

Ok Phil.

Perhaps if you could do something that would entertain us, we would not be looking at your philtrum.

Hey philtrum man … open wide and show us your uvula …!

There is a simply way laddy..

Curl the upper lip by pushing up with the lower lip and deep breath in with the nostrils.

This is a good way for contemplation and needs no explanation….

Point well taken, but hard to eat my bacon.

If you have a cold or allergy problems, the philtrum is a good place to keep some Vick’s Salve.

The philtrum is the perineum of the face. Taint that nice?

Yes, it has a scar.

I dunno. It’s not exceptional, but it is quite noticeable. Unless one wears a mustache. I do….

Don’t throw a tantrum..

You can stare at my philtrum all you want, but if you start examining my frenulum you had better be my wife or my dentist.

I so miss lying on the lilly pad with the other tadpoles reading the Sunday Frog Applause.

His name is Strawberry. Don’t look at his birthmark.

Saturdays gone An ego of the bulldog got skinny…

Old Man take a look at my hat from JC Penny.

By Neil Sandy Sandy.

Sorry. I’m not staring, really. I was just wondering how long you intend to loiter at this forum….