Gary Varvel for January 18, 2020

Cute. But approximately reversed from actual reality. Which isn’t unusual for Mr. Varvel, of course.

Ouch! That’s some painful projection! I think Varvel pulled his brain.

Varvel’s spending too much time on the other side of the looking glass.

Don’t forget the sharpie that magically reroutes the path of hurricanes.

Varvel has been od’ing on the White House kool-aid again (served by Fox).

These cartoons are going to look mighty stupid when the whole sorry truth about trump comes out.

Great cartoon!

Crayons fit our toddler in the Oval Office…

When Trump loses the election maybe the Sharpie Co. will hire him as a spokes-dotard.

What will the future be for a seemingly insecure white supremacist misogynist homophobic xenophobic nationalist party that defends a person with a character or “ideas” like the narcissistic resident has?

Under O’Bummer, the unemployment rate skyrocketed, GDP was in the toilet, he bows to OPEC nations leaders. Thank God for President Trump. The country hasn’t been this good in years!

Gary Varvel: I am so glad you are no longer claiming that DJT is innocent.

At least it’s not a sharpie… those in glass houses?

So Mr. Varvel tell us what is in the China deal? Details haven’t been released yet and did not require congress for approval. The USMCA deal was bipartisan and should help. I’ll take the box of crayons any day of the week over a orange doofus with a sharpie.

This cracked me up. Thanks for the laughs, Gary

yes, it’s important to have a commemorative pen for deals that were only made necessary by the clown that tossed the original, perfectly workable agreements…

Waitaminute. Five minutes ago, Republicans were screaming that Pelosi used too many pens to sign the documents and now they’re screaming that she used too many crayons.

Just like five minutes ago, they were screaming that she was taking the whole process too seriously and now she’s not taking it seriously enough. And before they were talking about how she was rushing the process and now they’re complaining that she’s taking too long.

You bozos will say ANYTHING again her as long as it sounds like a criticism.

Crayons are the present Pelosi gave to illiterate Trump.

Trump hasn’t yet learned how to draw within the lines,

he is retarded for his age group.

Pathetic… try finding something original to draw…

Gary I have to believe you’ve seen the ‘toons other artists draw. The idea that your criminal, IMPEACHED, degenerate messiah is the original “I need crayons to sign things” format has been done by them since the last election. Can’t come up with anything original? Are you nursing an immature grudge that badly? Weak.

What this site needs is a “Down” button. Maybe instead of a “heart” we can have an “X”? Or a Frown Face?

Varvel, too, has little regard for the Constitution – just like the Liar-in-Chief!

Nancy Pelosi gave out souvenir pens after sending impeachment to the Senate – and Republicans are fuming

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Nancy-Pelosi-gave-out-souvenir-pens-after-sending-14980986.php

I always knew Varvel as completely ignorant on how historical documents are signed by both Congress and the White Houses. Now it’s on display for all to see.

Wow. Only in the mind of Varvel does Trump become an adult.

right you are!

once again he gets it completely backwards. Of course we must give trump some credit: more hate crimes, largest national debt, less environmental care… and the beat goes on

So Trump wrote Nancy’s name on his box of crayons? I don’t think that flattery will get her to back off on impeachment.

As for the trade “deals”: 1) the USMCA is hardly different from what we had before Trump tried to trash everything; and 2) the China “deal” is mainly an agreement to continue “negotiating”, with the few actual changes from the height of Trump’s “trade war” (in quotes, because that’s what he calls it) mostly benefitting China and still being worse for the US than what was in place before Trump.

That pen is the only thing “sharp” in the vicinity of Trump.

Varvel continues to plunge through backassward on everything Bonespurs.

Is there some meaning behind the number 30 on crayon box? Considering how puerile this cartoon is, I am thinking there is some deeper level I am missing. The author is an adult…right?

Last minute distraction.

I want one of them pens, that would solve a few financial issues of mine. Bet my tax dollars paid for it as well.