You’re a mean one, Mr. GrinchYou really are a heelYou’re as cuddly as a cactusYou’re as charming as an eel, Mr. GrinchYou’re a bad bananaWith a greasy black peel
You’re a monster, Mr. GrinchYour heart’s an empty holeYour brain is full of spidersYou’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. GrinchI wouldn’t touch youWith a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You’re a vile one, Mr. GrinchYou have termites in your smileYou have all the tender sweetnessOf a seasick crocodile, Mr. GrinchGiven the choice between the two of youI’d take the seasick crocodile
You’re a foul one, Mr. GrinchYou’re a nasty, wasty skunkYour heart is full of unwashed socksYour soul is full of gunk, Mr. GrinchThe three words that best describe youAre as follows, and I quote:“Stink. Stank. Stunk.” You’re a rotter, Mr. GrinchYou’re the king of sinful sotsYour heart’s a dead tomato splotchedWith moldy purple spots, Mr. GrinchYour soul is an appalling dump heapOverflowing with the most disgraceful assortmentOf deplorable rubbish imaginableMangled up in tangled-up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. GrinchWith a nauseous super-nausYou’re a crooked, jerky jockeyAnd you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. GrinchYou’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwichWith arsenic sauce
codycab about 4 years ago
Epic reverse psychology fail!
JD'Huntsville'AL about 4 years ago
It’s Monday. Isn’t it already ruined?
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
Is there ever one day which Garfield doesn’t ruin? I can think of two: his birthday and Christmas.
Orcatime about 4 years ago
Always live for a goal.
about 4 years ago
He is definitely a goner.
DaveG1960 about 4 years ago
Enjoy today while you can….
DaBoogadie about 4 years ago
Cats make every day better…even Mondays.
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
Too late!
jagedlo about 4 years ago
You ACTUALLY think that’s going to work, Jon?
Clarence about 4 years ago
No words for this comic strip
CaveCat87 about 4 years ago
Jon, this is Garfield you’re talking to. He’s never going to obey your wishes.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
I can’t believe Garf is letting him off that easy.
BJ40 Premium Member about 4 years ago
The plot thickens …
SpongebobPatrickBackwards about 4 years ago
You’re a mean one, Mr. GrinchYou really are a heelYou’re as cuddly as a cactusYou’re as charming as an eel, Mr. GrinchYou’re a bad bananaWith a greasy black peel
You’re a monster, Mr. GrinchYour heart’s an empty holeYour brain is full of spidersYou’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. GrinchI wouldn’t touch youWith a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You’re a vile one, Mr. GrinchYou have termites in your smileYou have all the tender sweetnessOf a seasick crocodile, Mr. GrinchGiven the choice between the two of youI’d take the seasick crocodile
You’re a foul one, Mr. GrinchYou’re a nasty, wasty skunkYour heart is full of unwashed socksYour soul is full of gunk, Mr. GrinchThe three words that best describe youAre as follows, and I quote:“Stink. Stank. Stunk.” You’re a rotter, Mr. GrinchYou’re the king of sinful sotsYour heart’s a dead tomato splotchedWith moldy purple spots, Mr. GrinchYour soul is an appalling dump heapOverflowing with the most disgraceful assortmentOf deplorable rubbish imaginableMangled up in tangled-up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. GrinchWith a nauseous super-nausYou’re a crooked, jerky jockeyAnd you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. GrinchYou’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwichWith arsenic sauce
animelover about 4 years ago
of course Garfield is going to run since he got told not to, and because it’s Monday, everybody hates Mondays