Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 23, 2020

This is the dance police! Come out with your hands in the air! And wave them like you just don’t care!

Only if I can be your prance partner, Marigold.

Every time I hear that C-C Music Factory song over the grocery store radio, I don’t see anybody — employee and shopper alike — dance.

I like Phoebe’s priorities.

You heard her channel Martha Wash. Prance, sucker!

As the gunslinger say “Dance! I said! Bang! Bang!”

Don’t get it… Did I just miss the last trend or am I just officially too old?

At first I thought Marigold was playing Jaws and we would have seen her horn slicing through the floor.

LET’S DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec

She has the hooves to make the moves, She’s gonna pursue the groove Here is the dome, back with the bass The jam is live in effect and I don’t waste time On the mic with a dope rhyme Jump to the rhythm, jump, jump to the rhythm jump And I’m here to combine Beats and lyrics to make your shake your pants Take a chance, come on and prance

One of those days that makes me glad that this comic comes equipped with a mute button.

‘Let’s dance

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues

Let’s dance

To the song they’re playin’ on the radio

Let’s sway

While color lights up your face

Let’s sway

Sway through the crowd to an empty space’

“DUN DUN dun dun” is the shark theme from Jaws. The beat for Everybody Dance Now is “DUN dun dun DUN.”

That’s awesome. I did not see that coming. :-)

Oi Phoebe! Are you DUN yet?

“I’m doing homework; that makes me sweat enough.”

Yes, the C&C Music Factory was a very powerful force, even in Unicorn society it seems.

Haven’t thought of that song in a long time.

So Marigold isn’t channelling Ru Paul?

(thanks creator or creators of this cartoon for being reminded of a certain song involving certain phrases such as, “Everybody dance now!”)

One of Santa’s reindeer’s gonna slap a copyright lawsuit on ol’ prancer here…

HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the laugh out loud ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is she in a k-pop sutit