Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 15, 2020

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    Randy B Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What’s that? You want a bad knife to your ears? Yes, that does sound risky.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    You will fell like 100 if you give up the bad habits, but live to be 100.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    Stay High

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    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    I left a comment, but after going back to re-read today’s message from the Oracle, all I can say is Amen, Sister, on all counts.

    Dang! I’m super lame today.

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    Pickled Pete  over 4 years ago
    Edward G. Robinson in ‘Soylent Green’…
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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s a question of balance. Adding life to your years must balance adding years to your life.

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 4 years ago

     

    ᴛᴇᴇ! Tᴇᴇ! TEE!

    OMG! OMG! OMG!

    It’s our favorite time of the year again!

    No. it’s not the introduction of the new 2020 model Pickle Uberveillance.

    It’s the release of Lake Superior State University’s List of Words Banished From the Queen’s English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness.

    https://www.lssu.edu/banished-words-list/

    The highlights:

    Quid pro quo

    Artisanal

    Curate

    Influencer

    Mouthfeel

    Literally

    Chirp (?)

    Jelly (??)

    OK, Boomer

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Personally, I let god sort it out.

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    David OBrien  over 4 years ago

    Mae the farce with you.

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    willie_mctell  over 4 years ago

    Orr in “Catch 22” liked to do boring stuff to make his life seem longer.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 4 years ago

    Here … just try some of this Kool-Aid …

    everything will be fine ….

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    garrodwilbur  over 4 years ago

    the Kool-Aid tasted kinda funny

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    Find a Man

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    I like a responsible fantasist. You know, one who takes responsibility for her improbable dreams. You Can’t Always Get What You Want!

    At best, we grow old gracefully and with dignity. At worst, [censored]. Too flowery for words!

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    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    Makeup is always the best way to add life to your years, I find.

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