Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 15, 2020

I like how you think honey. Lets get out of here.

Let’s twist again.

Dancing is just vertical foreplay.

Skip the dancing? Maybe. Skip the skipping? Never!

Yeah, but he’ll last longer dancing.

Isn’t the old joke that Baptists are opposed to pre-marital sex because it might lead to dancing?

ooooo baby! I thought you’d cha cha you way to my flat tonight……

Dammit! And here I went and wasted all that money on Arthur Murray.

The best things… happen while you’re dancing… (Irving Berlin)

“Let’s do the Horizontal Bop”

dancing is “the vertical expression of a horizontal desire”

I’m terrible at dancing and slightly better at sex.

It seems that few men can dance these days. I have been approached a time or two because I was standing there acting as if I could dance.

Of course dancing leads to sex. So do eating and drinking. Talking, too.

Reading “Last Kiss”? Definitely. That’s why I read it every day!

Why wait for later while you can still do it now?

Although, there ARE things you have to work up to….

Not quite the rhythm method I remember.

She wants to lead. Fine by me.

Let’s dance!

https://youtu.be/XnBbjc5hmho

Okay he says…..we skipping foreplay too??

“No Dear, you didn’t hear me right; I said ‘The hallway leads to sex’”…

Dancing and marijuana… It’s SOOO predictable. But please use some discretion.

combine both in the horizontal tango…