Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for January 20, 2020

Nope, I’m a guy, I’m clueless. Help me out here.

My guess is that she’s talking to humans again!

It’s a trap!

‘is this a trick question…?’

What men hear: Fancy a fight?!

It’s a challenge…I’m in!

Slowly back away from the bar.

Start with, “You look like you have lost weight.” Then proceed with caution.

♪♫ "Well, you could hear me screaming a mile away

as I was headed out towards the door.

“Oh, won’t you

gimme three steps, gimme three steps, sister

gimme three steps towards the door.

Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, sister

And you’ll never see me no more.

Show me the back door…" ♪♫

Sorry. I really need to go to the men’s room right now.

This will count for 90% of your grade.

Sam … in your mind … revert to your military combat training … and proceed verrry cautiously …!

ahh… wonder bra?

I really do feel sorry for guys when women ask this question. I don’t ask it. But it was really funny once when a doctor was completely clueless at a clinic where I worked. I had a coworker who had beautiful long hair down to her hiney. One day she came to work with it cut shoulder-length, still quite attractive, but a good 2-1/2 or more feet shorter than before. A doctor commented to someone, “_______ looks really nice now that she’s let her hair grow out.” I almost choked trying not to laugh!