Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for January 24, 2020

Only four hours? Kid’s stuff.

AHHHH!!! Run away!!

not meaning to disparage mr koth at all, but we’ve the original non sequitur versions of the same runing gag on the fridge for years – the newspaper long ago turned yellow…

guess it just goes to show that great minds think alike…

As long as the court is open, that’s not a problem.

Food court will be closed. She takes the credit cards. You need a rental trailer to get it all home. She buys sizes for the “after diet” her that is stillborn. 78.924% of her purchases go into the attic (never having been opened). Sound familiar?

sorry, but no…

AND hold my purse.

But food court snacks. Mmm Mmm. Good eatin’.

Stay home….I’m better off shopping alone….your are nothing but a PITA, moaning and groaning…..

In certain stores I’m left with sitting on the display tables outside fitting rooms. I just move the pink sweaters and put them on top of the mauve sweaters. In one Macy’s I go to there is a “lounge” outside the fitting room and they have whatever game on for the guys. When the significant others come out and ask “how do I look?” or “do these make look fat?” all you hear is “uh-huh”.

That truly was what shopping was like with my best friend! I ended up buying a magazine to stay awake.

I had a boyfriend once that would shop and he was so slow! I swear he looked at absolutely everything, drove me nuts. I like to go get what I need and leave. He could spend hours just looking at canned soups.

Sam goes on to say: “Ok … then on to the Monster Truck rally”

What Lil hears: “Ok”

Money maker :Sports Bar in the middle of a women’s store. Men are happy, women know where the wallet is at. WIN, WIN!

Amen.