Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 22, 2020

It’s better than that banana stuck to the wall with duck tape.

That was hilarious, especially when someone ate the banana, but replaced it with a new one!!!

I’m imagining Lucy Lawless as the nude and myself as the horse…

Call Security!! One of our paintings has been stolen!!

In a snow storm so it’s a white out. Or maybe a blank canvas because the “artist” was lazy or smart.

Maybe they hung it the wrong way round. Of course, the other side is solid gray.

Lemme guess….$120,000 asking price?

Don’t all trombones slide?

“So where’s the trombone?”“Oh, she finished the song and put it away?”“So where’s the horse and the nude?”“She rode off to put some clothes on.”

To me it looks like a polar bear blinking in a snowstorm.

oh lookie, Lady Godiva playing the trombone, take a picture.. dang it, it got overexposed, guess they have to imagine it because it’s gonna come out all white..

That’s a white haired albino nude on the back of a white horse playing a slide trombone painted white in a blizzard, to be exact.

In a blizzard???

Art is anything you can get away with. :)

It’s from his White Period.

looks like bagpipes to me…