Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 21, 2020

It could be worse. You could be in Australia right now.

So Hell is in Newfoundland? Who knew.

Did you know that in Norse mythology, their idea of hell is unending winter? A hot (and smelly) hell is probably the result of fabulists whose personal experience of summer was hot and horrible.

Oooh, aaaah, Mr. Johnson would not be happy.

What’s funny is that Florida Hell is exactly the same place as Buffalo Heaven.

A lot of frozen nuts you have there Mr. Devil.

“A snowball’s chance in Hell” just took on new meaning.

wow, that looks just like where i live…

This is Skotos’ eternal ice.

This seems more like Hell for some northerner to me. For a Floridian it would involve something more like riding a motorcycle nude thru a perpetual swarm of love bugs.

Nah, that’s a Florida heaven, if you’re ever been through 50 years of their God awful summers.By August you’re gone mad with the heat then the hurricane start a’coming.

Hell has frozen over …

Well, you know of course that the wor5d ‘Hell’ comes from old Norse ‘Hel’, which was exact;ly was is shown above. The idea of a ‘burning’ place of damnation or afterlife is a Mediterranean one.

Looks like the Packer faithful getting Lambeau ready for their last home game (except that was probably Heaven for them).

The Packers won the super bowl! The Packers won the super bowl!

Many early concepts of hell is that it is cold and freezing and early depictions of the devil show him as blue (sorry about that Duke fans).

My brother and I both agree on this point. when we were kids snow was great. now we’re adults and have to drive to work and shovel it we could do without it.

Hell, Cayman Islands BWI is currently 79 degrees F

Almost Dantesque.

Apparently every depiction Wiley has of hell is a nudist colony, just with different climates.

Wiley just confirmed it! I have always know that there was a special place in Hell for Floridians.

Honestly, this image makes the muscles in my legs jump, twitch, cramp and even writhe.

HEY! THIS ISN’T FUNNY! I’m in my woolies right now here in central Florida. The temperature outside is 44! That’s only 12 degrees above freezing! I’m not going outside today. . .anyway, it’s all the north’s fault: we ALWAYS get the leftovers from their blizzards. ;)

(confused by cartoon; wishes this had been part of a longer story)

There must be a snowplow lurking around somewhere just waiting for someone to finish (so they think) shoveling.

Tried to rent an apartment near a ski area (perfect). The agent said they would rather rent to a man as the renter would have to shovel some snow to get to a vehicle. I was insulted and told the agent that I was perfectly capable of shoveling snow. She then said “yes, but can you throw it over your head” . I decided against that one.

And ya just gotta know that the thing that really irritates all these guys is that the guy in the next trench over keeps throwing his snow into your trench!

They get shovels?

The Devil should have been leaning on a Snowblower!

Never join an HOA in Heck.

Is that Jarrod handing out shovels?He certainly did a wonderful job bringing peace to the Middle East ;(

So I guess this means Trump has said something truthful.

It was 46 degrees in Central FL this morning. I have the heat on today!!

Hell is other people.

Well, not YOU guys, of course.

After all, you’re my GoComics buddies. I meant the other other people.

And not a single snowball fight breaking out?

We could do with a bit of that “hell” in Australia at the moment.

Dante depicted all sorts of weather.

i’m in Fort Lauderdale for 40 years…but grew up in Providence RI…used to shoveling snow use to do it for extra money growing up…bring it on

Say Amen, Brother.

Naked in a four feet snow bank! Now that’s cruelty, where do I signup for that? (Asking for a friend of my neighbor’s wife)

(raising his hand) I knew